Hillary
began her campaign as Ms. Inevitable a.k.a. First Lady Senator Clinton. She had both the nomination and the Election in the bag. The rest of the Party was behind her and Bill was keeping his extracurricular activities relatively quiet. He was out there raising gobs of money for the campaign making anti-American Speeches and bashing President Bush over Europe and the Middle East. Opposition research was busily focused on her likely ultimate foe Rudi Giuliani while digging up all sorts of cool dirt. Meanwhile the spin-meisters were fanned out all over the media extolling her 35 years of dedicated service to the human race. Then something happened. An unknown suddenly came out of nowhere who could sling the fat even better the Bill in his prime. Not to worry, she told her staff. The machine could take care of him.
But then without any hint of a warning whatsoever the Swift Kids rose up and began to broadcast negative ads. It was the perfect play for the opposition. How could Hillary Clinton, the perfect feminist mother icon possible slime a bunch of sweet looking children to discredit them up? Who the hell was funding them? What what #$&^%$*@ ing genius thought up that conspiracy? Then the impostor showed up and the intercepted phone calls were leaked. Well, it's been downhill since.
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